There are only a small elite cliché of rock royalty that are
going to fill a full 'outdoor' stadium anywhere in New Zealand. Coldplay is one of them. Their entourage,
lighting, sound equipment requires three cargo aircraft to travel with them
around the globe. We are talking a 747 ‘Jumbo’ amongst the mix. So what are the
chances of getting a band of Coldplays magnitude playing outside Auckland? Well
if you were say Dunedin the chances are nil. Your money-pit (a.k.a Forsth Barr
Stadium) will remain empty as it normally does 99% of the time. The only noise to be heard will be a tractor
preparing the pitch for the next (charity?) rugby game, not Jonny Buckland
making sure his guitar rig is geared up correctly for the nights sold-out
concert. You see the ‘rush of blood’ individuals that lauded the 220 million
stadium as being suitable for ‘International Acts’ didn’t bother to factor in
one critical factor attracting the Coldplays of this world – the length of
Dunedin Airports runway. It’s too short for wide-bodied aircraft like theirs. This
means Dunedin is pissing into the wind if it thinks it will ever attract say the
U2, Lady GaGa or Madona’s of this world. They all employ 747 freighters, that
can land only at Auckland and the presently ravaged city of Christchurch. Forsyth
Barrs managers Dunedin Venues Management Ltd is therefore on a permanent global
search for ‘B’ graders who can attract enough mainland punters. The second tare
willing to either use the stadiums sound system or prepared to go to the major
expense, time hauling it 1,400kms down from Auckland and then back again. In
its only major outing, Elton John, the stadiums 1.5 million dollar sound-system’s
sound was described as wishy-washy. That’s
to say some of the audience got perfect clarity and others, ironically mostly
those in the more expensive seats, got an overall sound that floated in and
out. The management blamed the wind that night for the sound distorting in
places. The level of the wind also meant the retractable roof above the stadium
became noisy in the larger gusts. Dunedin Venues Management Ltd called the wind
‘extreme’. Windy? Surely not in Dunedin
which boasts N.Z’s best weather? So all the
cards are stacked firmly against Forsyth Barr Stadium ever becoming a major concert
venue. What opportunities there are will evaporate to almost lotto proportions
once Christchurch’s stadium is fully re-built. Forsyth Barr will always be essentially
a Rugby Stadium no matter how Dunedin Venues Management etc want to package it.
Oh dear, I wouldn't go to dunedin to watch a game a rugby let alone lady ga ga or any other B grade mime artists. Dunedins a cold shit hole on a good day and they dont have many of them. Maybe they could use it to house all the boat people who are ment to be coming to NZ via Australia.
ReplyDeleteI actually went there, and it feels nice to me. No problems at all.
ReplyDeleteMark from Electrical Construction